Title : [ jokes for everyone ]
helo everyone! hehehe . back in action =X i will be telling some quiz. try to answer them :P
1st stop: there are 3 astronuats. they are from england,america n singapore.they are going to travel to outerspace for about few years then cum back . But then,veri boring to be in the space with nothing to do right?Sooooo, they ask the person-in-charge can they bring their things up too. he say can. still got place to put. the england person,brought 50 thick english books to space. then the american bring 50 boxs of beer up. singaporean brought 50 boxs of cigrettes up . after a few years,they landed. the england one, walk out with VERY good english.then american,not walk out one, is people pull him out.then finally,singaporean.he came out with his black face(lian chou chou)then say one sentence. Do u know wad he said?(the countries are jus examples)
2nd stop:I went to taiwan, then got one tour guide, he said he stayed in (ban qiao) sinagpore one meaning is*mental hospital*ban qiao is chinese.then my mother say:'u wan come singapore the ban qiao stay anot?try try la.'then i said one sentence,everybody laugh.u know wad did i said mah?
3rd stop:One morning, the teacher saw the boy name xiao ming,his hand was bandage.she ask wad happen ytd he still fine de mah.then he told her the story.;he was walking home then got stone stuck in his shoe.then he shake the shoe.still cant come out. he saw the wire thingy then grap the wire.then a old uncle take a stick ,run out n hit the hand. u know y?
1st stop:'wah piang! forget to bring lighter up there,how to smoke?'
2nd stop:'u go our ban qiao becum tour guide lar'
(means go the mental hospital becum tour guide)
3rd stop:becuase the uncle's house blackout,then he thought wad, so he tak the stick to whack the person.so suay,is him -.-
do u all guess correct? hehehe....
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